he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Shitshow foam night was such a success
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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