she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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