So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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