Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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