im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
And then he peed in my hair
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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