At least make sure they are 18
Why
Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
