I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
We don't watch enough power rangers
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
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