chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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