Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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