I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Randomize