i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
