Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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