What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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