Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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