Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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