I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
You are a genius and a whore.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
