Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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