her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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