Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
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