Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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