Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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