it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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