it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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