She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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