You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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