So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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