So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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