time to smoke my breakfast
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Randomize
