I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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