The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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