he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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