remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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