shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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