There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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