Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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