dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Welp...herpes.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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