she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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