she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
How does one acquire holy water?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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