you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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