Apparently you make a good broom.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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