Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Randomize
