If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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