I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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