Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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