the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
