I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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