Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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