Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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