just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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