My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
you never un-have a 4some
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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