As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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