I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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