Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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