It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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